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Monday, August 13th, 2007
6:00 pm
right then, i have a slight problem

one which some of you may be able to help with

i need to cook a vegetarian meal tommorow

as you may or may not know i personally take the french view of vegetarianism. i dont eat horse

so i need help with ideas

i also dont eat green veg

or hot food

or onions

so any ideas would help either that or its a cheese sandwich and a night alone
Monday, July 23rd, 2007
12:51 pm
i hope to god this happens

http://www.billbailey.co.uk/latestnews/2007/07/eurovision.html

and in other news i may prove my french roots and run away due to the flood
Thursday, July 12th, 2007
6:48 pm
Best Practice
just so that you know

the best practice in case of your server failing is to make a backup of all your important data

not to leave it till it dies

even if you know the IT bloke is coming in with a new server at the end of the week

especially if you are MY FUCKING BROTHER YOU DICK SPLASH

i may have a long night ahead of me
Sunday, May 13th, 2007
2:29 am
mainly for my own information
01:55 left the 'night owl'

proceeded along the high stret towards gloucester road

observered a man wearing blue jeans and a maninly white shirt with blue stripes kick a woman seated on the floor of the eastern door way of Boot the chemist

shorttly before the kick he shouted 'you fucking junkie'

at this point i looked around and saw a police transit van travelling to the east which i chased on foot and informed the two femaleofficers of the incident

they then went to the scene of the incedent and after talking to the two people involed asked for my details

this is just to remind me of what happened please ignore
Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
6:44 pm
happy happy joy joy

i've found my passport

why the hell i put it in the raven dvd case i have no idea
Monday, April 30th, 2007
1:08 pm
my mums just phoned me from whitby

that gave me the fear

pint for anyone who can get a photo of them
Thursday, March 15th, 2007
1:00 pm
redefining the concept of a small wedding
my brother has decided to tie the knot with his girlfriend of 25 years on his 40th birthday this year

the only people invited are my mum and dad and said girlfriend's two daughters

two things of note here

1) the close relationships within my familly
2) do the maths yourself
Monday, March 5th, 2007
5:50 pm
my alarm clock has stopped working
or the last couple of months i have been woken about six by the dog (spoon) barking

neither on sunday or this morning did this happen

i suspect that this may have somthing to do with donnas bitch and their antics over the weekend

however i WILL NOT be testing this theory personally
Monday, February 19th, 2007
3:43 pm
just got a new contract

so i will be at the cotties about 8.30 if you fancy a drink

best thing is i stole it from a bunch of born again christians
Thursday, February 8th, 2007
9:32 am
nice thought for a snowy day
dog eggs make really good hand warmers

must remember the bags next time though
Friday, January 26th, 2007
9:37 am
It will never work but i might still try
so, my favorite band in the world is reforming

the question is can i manage to get a flight to see them

watch said band

get a flight back

avoid jet lag

be in work on monday?

http://www.coachella.com/

obviously only for the friday night and avoiding the artic monkeys
Monday, December 11th, 2006
10:52 am
trip to the village
i'm actually going to london this weekend

doubt i will see any of you lot though, its another NMA gig
Monday, December 4th, 2006
5:07 pm
there is actually a point to this honest
right then, have a look at this

http://www.artofthestate.co.uk/photos/pglondonANGEL.jpg

some of you may have seen it up close

just wondering why the people who made this sculpture dont get any credit

and remember kids that was made and not designed!

in fact i will buy a pint for the first one who can find that out in the next 24 hours
Thursday, November 16th, 2006
6:38 pm
anyone fancy a pint for my birthday?

cotties at 8ish
Wednesday, October 11th, 2006
3:07 pm
secret
i would now like to share something very private with you

i like little pink tu tus

i like the way they make me feel when i slip into one

Current Mood: special
Wednesday, July 26th, 2006
5:32 pm
Newport - at least its not Cwmbran
so, today was the 'renew pasport in a hurry' day

so it was off to newport at twoearly o'clock in the morning just to make sure i got there

got there, handed over the application

was told that it had to be confirmed on the counter signature because of the simelarity of my block capitals and mr thorley's

paid the money

looked round newport for 20 mins

bought a book (road to wigan pier)

went to a cofee shop, drank cofee, read afore mentioned book, smoked tabs

hours passed

collected passport

drove back to chelters

read passport

SINCE WHEN HAVE PASSPORTS BEEN PRINTED WITH WELSH AS A LANGUAGE?

i mean for fecks sake, mandarin, japanese and various others are left off, why does welsh get in there

appolgies for the girth
Wednesday, May 3rd, 2006
6:48 pm
been off line for a couple of weeks

just two things

1) did i miss anything
2) did you miss me
Monday, March 20th, 2006
8:28 pm
oops

the £800 bath is loverly and big

unfortunatly the legs fell off it this weekend

while it was occupied
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006
5:59 pm
race week is here again, just seen the whores walking down to work
Thursday, February 16th, 2006
12:20 pm
tonight
repoman will be watched
on a big screen
then beer

still bouncing btw
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